flowerprincess
Senior Craver

You need to post moar.

Stop being so mean to people. Last warning.

you are so fuckin' hot....I wanna slide my oily self up and down ya.

Looks like some people aren't too fond of the abortion humour. I thought you deserved some praise for being so ridiculously offensive.

What a miscarriage of justice.

If I don't get to make your birthday thread, I will kill myself.

I could make it now seeing as it's 02:04 as I type this but I know I'll just get moaned at.

I made a friend. Cool!

It's my neice hacking my account, I swear! By the way, she thinks you're hot. And if you squint she sorta looks like Morrissey.

I'll tell her myself. When we totally have incestuous relations tonight!

God, I am ashamed of myself for saying such a disgusting thing about my dear, sexy sister. I hope she doesn't see this.

Which is quite likely.

Because you are my sister!

- An M Night Shyamalan visitor message.

You have no idea how much that comment means to me, your kindness is truly astounding.

PS. tell your skanky sister I enjoyed boning her last night.

I found your "looks like hollywood" post in the galaxy thread to be hilarious.

But I'm not going to say so in the thread itself because Beer will probably make fun of me and beat me up. Also I'm fat and have never had a girlfriend.

I hope you find my words encouraging, just because someone doesn't reply to your posts with a smiley face doesn't mean people aren't sitting at their computer and lauging out loud and totally jerking off to hot porn.

PS fuck you.