I have another spider story!!
This one is better!
So, I decided that I need a shower after all my chores today. I sexily undress myself and head into the bathroom (sexily mind you) and I bend over to start running the water and there is this big thing in the drain.
My spider senses started to tingle...there is some draino left over next to the tub so I grab it and pour it knowing that it was too big to slip down the drain but hoping that the poisonous liquid would stun it or better yet kill it.
No such luck. It only got mad and came crawling out, it was so big you could hear the spider-y feet clicking on the tub surface.
I was screaming like a wild woman, or like I was getting murdered, I run out, still naked and still screaming and got a shoe and smashed it to pieces.
After I took this picture for proof.
I think I need to see a therapist now.