I Am A WARRIOR!

[spartan2]

I have another spider story!!

This one is better!

So, I decided that I need a shower after all my chores today. I sexily undress myself and head into the bathroom (sexily mind you) and I bend over to start running the water and there is this big thing in the drain.

My spider senses started to tingle...there is some draino left over next to the tub so I grab it and pour it knowing that it was too big to slip down the drain but hoping that the poisonous liquid would stun it or better yet kill it.

No such luck. It only got mad and came crawling out, it was so big you could hear the spider-y feet clicking on the tub surface.

I was screaming like a wild woman, or like I was getting murdered, I run out, still naked and still screaming and got a shoe and smashed it to pieces.

After I took this picture for proof.



I think I need to see a therapist now.

The end.

[hub]

It doesn't look very smashed to pieces in that picture.

Are you sure it's dead?

[ToastOfR]

That is one filthy tub.

[DBC]

Did you run out screaming sexily and smash it sexily as well?

[Kinectamaniac]

That's just the baby...the mother is down the drain...waiting...watching.

[MASKOAA]

Simliar story happend to me a week ago but I was already in the shower and it was coming down from above...luckily it was just a daddy long leg but still freaked me out lol. I've been making an effort to capture all spiders/insects and put them outside rather then killing them so that they don't telepathically communicate to their own that they must feast on me when I sleep.

[Cruisey Poo]

Um, that's a simple grass spider. Harmless. The real discussion is how terribly dirty that bathtub is. Gross.

[Ferris]

I would eat the fuck out of that thing.

[spartan2]

How dare you all insult my tub, did we not read the part where I dumped a thick, off colored chemical into the thing? You can still see it in the drain.

[DBC]

Did you dump enough to fill the tub, because it's yellow all the way up the side.. Just sayin.