Random Thoughts: The Thread

[BrodieBruce]

According to Twitter, Eddie Murphy is dead.

lol, twitter

People are all like, "fucking stop tweeting 'RIP Eddie Murphy', he's not actually dead', but they don't realize by tweeting that they are helping the cause.

Twitter. Serious business.

I think they're talking about his career

[Kaptan]

I think they're talking about his career

If that were the case, it would have been posted 10 years ago.

[hub]

Are you trying to tell me not to rent Tower Heist?????

[Kaptan]

Can I play with your twitter?

Only if you give me a back massage first. I'm not that easy, you know.

[Kaptan]

Are you trying to tell me not to rent Tower Heist?????

No, I would recommend getting it. It makes an excellent drink coaster.

[xxxxFIVETONxxxx]

Only if you give me a back massage first. I'm not that easy, you know.

YOU'RE MINE

[Kaptan]

YOU'RE MINE

I told you already, I no longer have any interests in your wife and that means you too. No longer can we play pin the tail on the sexy donkey. I hated being the donkey anyway.

[xxxxFIVETONxxxx]

I told you already, I no longer have any interests in your wife and that means you too. No longer can we play pin the tail on the sexy donkey. I hated being the donkey anyway.

Fine. I guess this picture of me and the wife using a double ended dildo together will never make it to your pm box.

[Kaptan]

Fine. I guess this picture of me and the wife using a double ended dildo together will never make it to your pm box.

[xxxxFIVETONxxxx]

I can send you the solo version of it if you like.

My anus is indistinguishable from my wifes.