Dude, you're too much.
I drank and drove when I was younger. It was stupid, and I knew that at the time.
However, the difference is, you seem to want to defend the stupidity and make it appear as people don't have any other choice than to act stupid. I have never, and will never, try to convince anyone that there's no other choice - as you seem to be trying to do.
You just come off as sounding like a fucking moron.
Whoa whoa whoa.
When I did it, I wasn't acting like a piece of shit.
I was cool. Just ask the ladies.
Don't ask Maria, though. Her face is all fucked up from that one accident I had.